WHY DO NON THEATRE PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT A PERFORMER CRYING DURING THEIR LAST SHOW IS THE MOST INCREDIBLY HEARTBREAKING THING IN THE WORLD AND IT SHOULD BE CHERISHED
Alina Somova and Roberto Bolle in Romeo and Juliet
Merry: confused awe
Frodo: confused awe
Sam: confused awe
Pippin: finally I’m getting the respect i deserve from these peasants
I imagine myself as that old great-grandma hobbling through the theater and squeazing through the chairs or hovering seats or whatever we have by then waving my cane around and screaming “I AM A FAN! BEEN SINCE MY EARLY TEENS! MOVE GANGWAY D’ARVIT” And cackling.
All to watch THE ARTEMIS FOWL MOVIE